We Are All Alive

• 2018-02-15

  

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  vivienvalentino:

  Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.
  

  Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 
  

  Everyone:

  

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• 2018-01-05

  

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• 2018-01-04

  

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  nick-avallone:

  my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

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  1. Girl: Are you nervous?
  2. Me: Yes
  3. Girl: Is this your first time?
  4. Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.

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• 2017-12-02

  haemus:

  astrology says my pussy is tight

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• 2017-11-29

  

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  monstermonstre:

  self care is watching hours of r.i.p. vine compilations on youtube

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• 2017-11-15

  

  naturalistamisslyn:

  Let’s give it a genuine go first, cause obviously NOT firing them hasn’t been working either.

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  all-hail-astro-boy:

  suddenlywolf:

  straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

  

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• 2017-09-21

  

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• 2017-09-07

  

  punkfather:

  Just a PSA for those who may also be worried about losing anything.

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